No, the deep grey doesn't soften the room. It defines it. This is a fashion-magazine spoof with a German shepherd in a black leather jacket and chunky silver chain, staring straight down the lens.

Put it on the wall and the room sharpens up. The flat grey backdrop pulls colour out of nearby cushions and joinery. The dog does the heavy lifting — it's confident, dry, and slightly ridiculous, which is exactly the point.

Best in living rooms, hallways, home bars and downstairs loos where you want guests to notice and smile. Works above a sideboard, a console, or solo on a narrow wall between doors.

Pair with black leather, oak, brushed steel, linen and stoneware in warm browns. A tan rug or a smoked-glass lamp adds up nicely.

Don't crowd it with other animal portraits. One witty piece is plenty — two starts to feel like a theme.