We like sporting portraits best when they come with a little abrasion. This retro golfer lands somewhere between a 1960s magazine cover and a modern risograph — grainy, bright, and full of movement even though he's standing still. The pink jumper, navy plus-fours and orange shoes carry the whole room's colour story on their own. Hang it in a hallway, a study, a games room or a downstairs loo where you want people to smile on the way past. Sits well next to painted panelling, tan leather, striped rugs and warm wood. Skip pairing with fussy florals or heavy oil landscapes — the grain and colour need clean space around them to land properly.